Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Shadowblood Excalibur Ulysses Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution Realm War Democracy Defender Victory of Liberty
Summary: Joe Biden, the president of the United States, has been subdued and imprisoned by an evil witch empress who has subverted democracy in America and deprived him of the legendary sword Shadowblood Excalibur, the blade that seals away authoritarianism. When he is whisked away to the mythical communist pokémon realm and incarnated as a bidoof, Joe is presented with an opportunity for adventure and redemption, and perhaps even the opportunity to recover the relic blade of communism's bane... but will the beloved Uncle-in-Chief be able to rise to the occasion?
Rating: T for heavy swearing
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If you are a particularly astute reader, you may have (correctly) deduced the grand scale of this new story from its title. Why, you are surely asking, would you start a new project of such titanic proportions when you’re yet to release the second chapter of your main fic? Well, since the moderators of this website have forced me to insist that there’s no such thing as a stupid question, I shall provide you the simple answer: Wandersword is just meaningless, purposeless, drivel with nothing interesting to offer or say. It does not excite the mind or jog the intellect. In fact, nothing I’ve read on here has really hit the mark to my taste. Sure, sometimes it’s nice to turn your brain off and read about the silly antics of a ripped white woman and her stupid fucking dog, but exclusively reading (and writing!) such things is the literary equivalent of eating only Little Debbie snacks for every meal: it rots the brain, and the teeth, and causes your doctor to express serious concerns about your nutritional health. To ameliorate the dearth of intellectually stimulating fiction on this website, I’ve decided to take on the herculean task of writing the fic the masses have been clamoring for. That’s right—I’ve committed myself to writing the most topical and political pokémon fanfiction possible, one that provides only the most cutting insights into the most pressing issues of our time. Is that a good enough explanation for your stupid fucking question? Are you happy now? Excellent. Then let us begin.
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