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"D'you ever feel like the new boss is just full of hot air?"
This prompt will be open until Midnight UTC May 9 (8 PM EST May 8). Have fun!"D'you ever feel like the new boss is just full of hot air?"
This will be our last prompt for the scrap swap! A great note to go out on, for sure. That means we'll be wrapping everything up at midnight UTC/8 PM EST May 12th.A Galarian Weezing hovered in front of Team Rocket’s new boss. “You won’t regret joining us, Boss Weezing! With your snazzy coat, and our stylish top hats and moustaches, we’ll be the best-dressed evil team leaders in history!”
Just as Boss Weezing was about to give him a head-bump to finalize the deal, Lysandre burst into the office.
“In the name of Fashion, stop!” Lysandre cried. “It’s a trick! Those aren’t real moustaches, they’re just smoke and mirrors! Without any mirrors, even!”
“Don’t listen to him! He’s just jealous of how powerful our style will be!” the Galarian Weezing said.
Boss Weezing turned from one to the other. “Er...”
“Replacement Dad, look out!” Silver yelled, crashing through a window. “Both of them were hired by an assassin to distract you!”
The Rocket boss’s eyes flicked to the left just in time to see his smaller head stab him with a knife clenched between his teeth. “Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh!” he cried as he quickly deflated.
“Yes! Now I’m the leader of Team Rocket!” the second head declared, before deflating in turn. Oh no, what have I done!? he thought.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Silver yelled.