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→ A wild River L. appeared!
9:08 pm
Bastion12: and that’s why legolas should be an arcane archer and not a ranger
RULESBOT: Hi
@River L., and welcome to the official Dungeons & Dragonite Discord server! Please read the guidelines in #rules before starting to post here! If you have any questions, please feel free to ask our mods (purple names) or admins (blue names).
River L.: Hi, RULESBOT! Are you a mod?
Bastion12: lmfao
River L.: Hi, Bastion12! Are you a mod?
Bastion12: holy shit is this guy fr
Calciferous: Bast, be polite
Bastion12: sorry cal
Bastion12: but also lmfao cmon
River L.: Hi, Calciferous! Are you a mod?
invinceble: maybe he’s a bot too?
invinceble: seems like something rafael could cook up pretty easy
Calciferous: :o
9:09 pm
invinceble: worth checking i guess
invinceble: @River L. Rulesbot is a bot that makes rules. It is not a mod.
River L.: What is a bot?
Bastion12: omg it’s alive
Calciferous: :cramorant_hype:
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
invinceble: could be a really smart bot
Bastion12: maybe
Bastion12: lfp / oneshot, lvl8, 5e
Bastion12: since it got buried
invinceble: careful bast
invinceble: if a moderator sees that you’re double posting your ads outside of #lfg in a way that’s phrased to evade bots you could get in trouble
9:10 pm
River L.: Is a mod a moderator?
Bastion12: this is a great bot
Bastion12: @leafaR dis you?
Calciferous: obvious troll is obvious
Calciferous: when’s ur game, Bast?
River L.: Is a troll a mod? I was hoping I could talk to a mod.
Bastion12: > when’s ur game, Bast
Bastion12: probably when this poor soul finds a mod
invinceble: @River L. a troll is not a moderator
Bastion12: lmao yall still on this
Calciferous: it’s been ninety seconds
Hoodie: Bast’s hosting a game? 👀
River L.: Hello, are you a moderator?
invinceble: General Kenobi!
9:12 pm
Hoodie: can someone photoshop me that meme with the guy and the butterfly, except it’s this guy asking if it’s a mod
invinceble: lol
Bastion12: can’t tonight
Hoodie: I’ll give you my firstborn character
Bastion12: dinner rn and then gotta prep some stuff
Bastion12: you have MS paint
Bastion12: u got this
Hoodie: dinner? it’s so late
Bastion12: it’s early across the pond
Hoodie: orite
Hoodie: I’ll wait 4 u bby
Hoodie: this guy will probably still be here when you get back anyway
Bastion12: : weary:
9:12 pm
River L.: Sorry if this is out of place, but is this actually a server for Dungeons and Dragons?
invinceble: haha what
invinceble: no
invinceble: this is for dungeons and dragonite
invinceble: homebrew/spinoff version w/ pokemon
Calciferous: The plot thickens. The bot questions its own existence and purpose
River L.: Oh, sorry, I meant the Dungeons and Dragonite.
Hoodie: do you even know what a pokemon is
Calciferous: Yeah, name all the Pokemon!
Hoodie: Cal that’s mean
Hoodie: Make them name one pokemon
Calciferous: But then they’ll just pick Dragonite
9:13 pm
Bastion12: lfp, final call
Hoodie: I’m in, Cal’s in
Hoodie: do you need anyone else?
Bastion12: would be fun with four
Bastion12: *more fun for you at least
Calciferous: ominous
Calciferous: TPK’s are fun for the party too!
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
Calciferous: careful jnj, someone might think you’re a bot too
Bastion12: tbf do we actually know they’re not
Hoodie: hype twice if you can hear me
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
9:14 pm
River L.: Dragonite is the blue squiggly one, right?
Hoodie: I cannot believe it took you two minutes to write that
invinceble: be polite hood
invinceble: a mod might catch you
Hoodie: @Bastion12 more content for your meme when you make it
NymeriaRider: Vince, just ban them already
NymeriaRider: Obvious troll is obvious.
invinceble: idk nym
invinceble: they’ve been typing for like two minutes
invinceble: kinda curious what they’ll come up with
invinceble: last time they spent this long on a message they asked if dragonite is the squiggly blue one
invinceble: don’t you have midterms tomorrow?
NymeriaRider: Yeah, just got distracted
invinceble: @River L. nym here is a mod if you’ve got questions
invinceble: purple names are mods, blue are admins. both can answer your question if you actually ask it
River L.: Nym?
invinceble: NymeriaRider
invinceble: it’s a nickname
River L.: Oh.
NymeriaRider: Vince, I gotta study.
NymeriaRider: pls
9:15 pm
River L.: Wait, so purple names are mods and blue names are admins?
invinceble: yes
Hoodie: @Bastion12 I take it back I want the patrick driver’s license meme instead
River L.: Isn’t your name blue?
invinceble: huh, whaddya know
invinceble: I am the droid you’re looking for I guess
invinceble: of all the days nym actually studies
Bastion12: @Hoodie
Hoodie: PERFECTION THX
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
9:16 pm
River L.: Okay, I have a question.
Hoodie: here he goes
Bastion12: I have lots of questions
invinceble: yeah, shoot
9:17 pm
River L.: I have this big word document from a friend of mine that has a lot of her notes for a Dungeons and Dragonite campaign that she was the DM for. I don’t really understand any of it, but she said it was a mod for this game, and that took me to this server, and I was hoping maybe someone here could help me make sense of it?
invinceble: notes? mod?
invinceble: like a module?
Hoodie: lmao you got a real troll here vince
Hoodie: dms taking notes lol
River L. uploaded a file:
chimericalmod.doc
Calciferous: oh man this one’s old school with the .doc instead of .docx and everything
Hoodie: vince don’t click it
Hoodie: it’s probably hentai shit
Calciferous: :o
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
9:19 pm
Marine [LFG | CST]: ohhey, new person?
Hoodie: they’re weird tbh just run
Marine [LFG | CST]: nice.
Marine [LFG | CST]: I told you we should’ve stopped putting adverts on Reddit.
Hoodie: this one’s weirder than reddit ngl
Calciferous: @Marine [LFG | CST] if you’re LFG, I think @Bastion12 is calling your name
invinceble: what the fuck
Calciferous: hentai shit hentai shit
Calciferous: !!!
Hoodie: omg was it actually
invinceble: river dm me
Calciferous: aww man you deleted it
9:20 pm
Calciferous: so was it hentai
Calciferous: 🍆
9:20 pm
invinceble: river dm me please
River L.: huh?
River L.: Oh! That was the thing I was supposed to be looking for actually!
River L.: I’m supposed to ask if you can DM this for me?
RULESBOT: @River L. Please direct all LFG requests to #seeking-games.
River L.: LFG?
Hoodie: holy shit dm/dm
Calciferous: ikr
Calciferous: genius puns
Hoodie: under what rock did you even find this guy vince
9:21 pm
nekoMancer: polearm or great weapon master, which is better?
Calciferous: not now, Mance, we’re all eating popcorn and watching this clown
nekoMancer: oh, what’d I miss?
Hoodie: @nekoMancer pick great weapon master so you can hit things with a big sword it’s more fun tbh
GlaiveMistake: no one expects the polearm inquisition!
Jutsu-No-Justuing: :carmorant_hype: :cramorant_hype: :cramorant_hype:
Marine [LFG | CST]: the answer is neither, pick sentinel, thank me later
Calciferous: that is, in fact, the only wrong answer
Formira: @nekoMancer Depends, but in most campaigns, PAM is always superior to GWM except for a few very niche classes or situations, since it does more specifically with mobs of low AC enemies at low level. I’m writing a blog about it that should be up soon.
Hoodie: oh yo Formira with the math
Calciferous: ask and ye shall receive
invinceble: classic way to bring everyone out of the woodwork, mance
9:22 pm
River L.: RULESBOT, how did you manage to make my name go funny?
River L.: When you made my name blue just now, did that mean I’m a mod? I don’t want to be a mod.
Hoodie: you better dm for vince, River L!
River L.: What does that mean?
invinceble: my god
invinceble: nym does not pay me enough for this shit
NymeriaRider: I don’t pay you at all, actually.
NymeriaRider: Plus you’re technically higher rank than me so idk why you think I’d pay you.
invinceble: don’t you have a test or something
NymeriaRider: tru, if you’re offering to keep an eye on things
NymeriaRider: Have fun with the kiddos, dearest vinceypoo.
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This is the beginning of your direct message history with River L.
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9:23 pm
invinceble: why didn’t you dm me lol
River L.: I’m sorry?
River L.: Who is this?
invinceble: o
invinceble: it’s me, from the server
River L.: . . . You have to know that that doesn’t explain anything, right?
invinceble: I’m “the mod” in that dndnite server you were just in
River L.: Oh! You’re the mod!
invinceble: bingo
invinceble: why didn’t you dm me?
River L.: I didn’t know what that meant.
invinceble: dm means direct message, like what we’re doing now
River L.: Oh! Okay. Thanks.
9:24 pm
invinceble: where did you get this module.
River L.: It’s kind of a long story.
invinceble: I’ll be here all night.
9:27 pm
invinceble: I mean it.
River L.: Look, there’s a lot to explain here and I don’t really know where to begin. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
invinceble: not offended, just confused.
invinceble: where’d you find this?
River L.: It isn’t mine.
invinceble: trust me, I know
invinceble: how did you get your hands on Nat’s module???
River L.: It’s from a friend of mine. I have her stuff for a little while and she asked me to take care of it, but I’m not really sure what that means yet.
River L.: How do you know Nat?
invinceble: oh my god
invinceble: you’re river
River L.: Um.
River L.: Yes, that is the name I have here.
invinceble: no no no
invinceble: you’re river leroux
9:28 pm
River L.: Oh shit. Can you see that somewhere on my profile?
River L.: I don’t remember having to put in my last name when I was signing up for this.
invinceble: I’m so sorry.
9:29 pm
invinceble: Nat is like, really huge for the server your just joined
invinceble: she basically built everything from the ground up
invinceble: like, the lore, the mechanics, everything
invinceble: and like she did most of the work but I’ve been helping her out for a while
invinceble: that’s how i know who you are
River L.: Oh.
River L.: What do you know?
invinceble: we know she’s dead
invinceble: … sorry if that sounded abrupt
invinceble: it sounded a lot less shitty in my head
River L.: Gotcha.
9:34 pm
invinceble: sorry for your welcome into the server earlier
invinceble: you’re like, six years older than her?
River L.: Seven.
invinceble: first time on discord?
River L.: Yeah.
River L.: What gave me away?
invinceble: oh you know
River L.: Know what?
invinceble: nvm
invinceble: (that means “never mind”)
River L.: I know what nvm means.
invinceble: look man I gotta check
River L.: lol lit fortnite yeet lmfao 69 fam
River L.: 🍆
invinceble: wow. you two really are related.
9:37 pm
invinceble: sorry this is just
invinceble: I didn’t really expect this
invinceble: it’s tuesday and I have a test tomorrow but unlike dear nym I don’t study
invinceble: but even so I wasn’t really prepared for like
invinceble: this
River L.: That’s okay.
River L.: I didn’t realize people here knew her or anything.
invinceble: how’d you even end up here?
9:38 pm
River L.: I’m going through her computer.
invinceble: oh
River L.: Yeah.
River L.: There was a massive folder on her computer and I was kind of curious. Lots of pictures and weird grid stuff, but the one I sent you was the biggest text document. There was another document that mentioned taking the mod to a DM for Vince. I posted in a subreddit and they ended up sending me to your sever.
invinceble: wait what
River L.: That’s pretty much word for word from the document.
invinceble: she said to find me?
River L.: Are you Vince?
invinceble: yeah
invinceble: honestly I thought the name would give it away but okay
River L.: Oh. Yeah. Didn’t figure that one out, sorry.
River L.: There’s a note at the top here that says: “If anyone is reading this, for the love of god just assume I’m dead, take this mod to the server, and find a DM so that Vince can finally finish a campaign.”
invinceble: ah
invinceble: oof
River L.: But apparently DM means direct message?
invinceble: no, it means dungeon master
invinceble: uh, someone who runs the game
invinceble: I see now where a lot of this confusion came from
invinceble: so here we are
River L.: So, um, here we are, yeah. I think.
9:39 pm
invinceble: this is unreal
River L.: I swear I didn’t write that note.
invinceble: no trust me this is classic Nat
invinceble: er I mean
invinceble: you probably know that too
invinceble: but like yeah she’d absolutely pull some stupid shit like that
River L.: So I’ve given you the mod. Module? Is there anything else you need?
invinceble: I mean
invinceble: our party kinda splintered ages ago
invinceble: she had to know that when she wrote that
9:40 pm
invinceble: I don’t really know if this was meant for just me
River L.: I don’t really know what that means. Is there someone else I should give this to as well? I want to make sure that there aren’t any loose ends.
invinceble: no it’s not that
invinceble: this was the box campaign she’d written for the setting, back when we were first designing the game
invinceble: so like we were playtesting it and then when our party finished we’d release it to the server
River L.: I see.
invinceble: so like I could probably clean this up and release it
invinceble: that’s probably why she wanted to make sure I saw it. she was always thinking about this place.
invinceble: but
invinceble: idk if this is kind of weird
invinceble: fuck it I guess
invinceble: do you want to play it?
River L.: Play what?
invinceble: the thing she gave you
invinceble: it’s basically an entire campaign module for this setting that she spent three years working on
invinceble: honestly even reading through it now it’s legit pretty nuts
invinceble: I know she put in a lot of work in things but this is ridiculous even for her
9:41 pm
River L.: Oh, that’s pretty cool.
invinceble: and like we should probably playtest it before we release it properly
invinceble: idk
invinceble: you in?
River L.: Sure, I guess. I don’t have any plans for tonight.
9:42 pm
invinceble: you got a character in mind? we were lvl 13 when this left off
invincelbe: basically anything 5e is fine. some homebrew if you want, but we’ll have to talk that through
River L.: Not really, no. How do you want me to do that?
invinceble: uh just roll in and I’ll throw some stuff your way if the balance looks fucky
River L.: Roll in?
invinceble: oh, one s
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9:43 pm
Welcome to the beginning of the #chimerical channel.
invinceble set the channel description: the story about dungeons and dragons
invinceble: rulesbot should’ve sent you an autofillable character sheet when I made the channel
invinceble: aight you should have dice rolling permissions, dicebot
invinceble: /r1d20
DICEBOT: 14 (
invinceble: rolled 1 (one) 20-sided die: 14)
invinceble: neat
invinceble: all set
@River L.
River L.: How do you want me to roll in?
invinceble: type /r6d20 and then fill out the ability scores on your character sheet in the order that you rolled
invinceble: 4d6 drop lowest or statbuy if you aren’t insane
invinceble: other stuff should populate for you, click your proficiencies, and then hit level 13 to get the asi’s and spell slots to open up
invinceble: brb gonna do some other setup shit while you get your character up
River L.: /r6d20 and then fill out the ability scores on your character sheet in the order that you rolled
DICEBOT: I’m sorry, I do not recognize that command.
9:44 pm
River L.: /r6d20
DICEBOT: 56 (
@River L. rolled 6 (six) 20-sided die: 9 17 2 14 11 3)
River L.: Thank you, DICEBOT!
9:47 pm
invinceble: back
invinceble: oh damn you really went for it
invinceble: 2 in con?
invinceble: what class did you pick
invinceble: don’t be a ranger that’s me
River L.: Paladin I think? I was kind of copying Natalie’s.
invinceble: dexadin op
invinceble: well I guess if you picked anything else you’d immediately die when trying to roll your hp
invinceble: you sure you don’t want a reroll
invinceble: only fools go for 6d20 in order
invinceble: and hood I guess but his characters always end up dead
River L.: Oh, I already put them in the character sheet.
invinceble: you can undo that if you want
9:49 pm
invinceble: taking that as a no
invinceble: so, like, this is kind of a sloppy session 0 and I recognize that
invinceble: sorry
invinceble: I really didn’t expect to be doing this today
River L.: It’s all good! This seems fun.
invinceble: right so, uh, characters and shit
invinceble: ummmmmm
invinceble: in this game I play a horizon walker ranger named corvin
invinceble: nat sorta had this dmnpc named taliyah
invinceble: watchers paladin, so she hits things and they die
River L.: dmnpc?
invinceble: oh, dm npc
invinceble: that’s “dungeon master non-player character” for the cool kids
River L.: I thought DM stood for “direct message”?
invinceble: oh boy
invinceble: I see now why this might’ve caused you some confusion if you were new to discord.
9:50 pm
invinceble: just
invinceble: just imagine taliyah as Nat’s character
River L.: Oh. Okay. Sure.
invinceble: there were a few other people in the party but they sorta dropped out
invinceble: hmmm
invinceble: not sure how I really feel like dealing with that at the moment
River L.: With what?
invinceble: maybe I’ll just have sir wakenjake show up as a boss that we can beat the shit out of later
invinceble: yknow
invinceble: for catharsis
River L.: I’m sorry?
invinceble: it’s nothing.
9:54 pm
invinceble: taking a look at your character sheet now
invinceble: bold to roll with the 2 in con, really
River L.: That is what DICEBOT told me to put.
invinceble: wow did you really put your name as River
River L.: Am I supposed to put someone else’s name?
invinceble: can’t tell if this is a troll
River L.: Oh! I put my race as half-elf. Not troll.
invinceble: to match Nat, yeah, I guessed
River L.: (To match Natalie’s.)
River L.: Ah.
River L.: Yeah.
10:01 pm
invinceble: okay
invinceble: everyone always says you should, like, read the module properly before starting the session but like
invinceble: improv is what the game is about, right?
invinceble: can’t spell improve without improv
River L.: Right?
invinceble: okay so I don’t really have the heart to abandon either my character or Nat’s character for this so like
invinceble: it’ll be kind of weird
inbinceble: we’ll just have a bunch of npc’s in this party
River L.: Oh, do you need more people?
River L.: I think there’s a channel in the other server for people looking for people to play . . .
invinceble: …
invinceble: trust me
invinceble: I know
invinceble: I’m the one who made that channel
River L.: Oh! That’s neat.
10:03 pm
invinceble: but nah I don’t want to deal with other people in this campaign
invinceble: too much to explain
invinceble: cal would probably eat me alive for the amount of shitty mechanics we have in this
invinceble: plus we patched a lot of the broken shit out in later versions but this module runs on some really weird things iirc
invinceble: no idea if Nat figured that out when she was writing the endgame stuff or not
invinceble: and like, it’s Nat’s
invinceble: it’s not something I’d take from you ofc but it’s not something I really want to share with just anyone, ya feel?
Your eyes jolt open to the sound of echoing thunder.
Around you is a crumbling ruin of stone. Lopsided pillars dot the ground like rotting teeth, their bases twined with seaweed. Cold water laps at your ankles. Lightning strikes in the distance. Above you, stormclouds gather, black and thick.
The battlefield here is cracked and broken. A vaulted marble ceiling stretches out roughly thirty feet above you, part of it starting to sag and collapse, part of it having already fallen to the ground. The parts of the walls that haven’t washed away are beautifully decorated, with brightly-colored tiles piecing together a mosaic of some sort. Toward the rear of the room is a crystalline throne, the only object in the room that appears untouched by the withering forces of time.
Opposite the throne, in the center of the room, a single golden-hilted sword sprouts upward from cracked marble tile, the topaz in its pommel glimmering with ethereal light.
10:04 pm
River L.: What’s going on?
invinceble: this is part of the game
invinceble: … this is Nat’s flavor text I’m just repurposing it
invinceble: trying to pick you up where we left off ig
invinceble: since I don’t really want to dm through a bunch of low-level combat
River L.: But what’s going on? Is this the game?
invinceble: yeah?
River L.: Is there a board or something?
invinceble: you mean a map?
River L.: Maybe?
invinceble: I don’t need sass from you young man
River L.: I’m not trying to be sassy, sorry.
invinceble: yeah there’s a map one s
10:05 pm
DICEBOT: invinceble has loaded in an interactive map. Click the pop-out window to view it!
10:06 pm
invinceble: okay, so I just pulled in a generic token for you
River L.: Am I the bulky looking knight guy?
invinceble: no, that’s Nat
invinceble: I’m clicking on your character. it should be lighting up green
River L.: Isn’t that the guy from the picture that Bastion12 posted earlier?
invinceble: oh, wild
invinceble: it would indeed appear that this is the ‘is this a butterfly’ guy
invinceble: crazy coincidence
10:07 pm
invinceble: so you’re fighting a guzzlord
River L.: Is that a Pokemon?
invinceble: no it’s a gazebo
River L.: What?
invinceble: that’s a reference sorry nvm I forget you’re a dinosaur
River L.: I’m a paladin though?
invinceble: haha.
invinceble: just play the game pls
10:08 pm
River L.: Play what game? I don’t really know what’s going on here.
invinceble: right right session 0, I need to catch you up on some stuff, sorry
invinceble: so basically this character I’m highlighting here is Taliyah
Taliyah shakes herself, as if awakening from a deep sleep. She tears her gaze from the battlefield and looks at River. Much of her expression is covered by a sturdy, wooden helm, but her silvery eyes burn brightly with determination.
A bolt of lightning strikes in the distance behind her, and for an instant the brilliant light splashes across her back; silhouetted, she seems to tower over everyone else. Her armor is mismatched, lending her a spiky outline—one pauldron is twice as large as the other, enormous metal spines jutting off near her shoulders; the glove on her opposite hand appears to be made of a coppery metal with a greenish patina. Her other hand, which is bare, is wrapped around the haft of an enormous warhammer, the head of which rests on the stone tiles beneath her feet.
She holds herself with the air of someone who has stared down every monstrosity in Aloloss and lived. When she speaks, though, her voice is gentle. “Greetings, Sir River. I am Taliyah.”
10:09 pm
River L.: Oh woah, what’s happening?
invinceble: this is just some flavor text stuff
invinceble: so you know who you’re playing with
River L.: So this is … Nat? Or her character?
invinceble: yeah
10:10 pm
invinceble: now would be a good time to describe yourself btw
River L.: Describe myself?
invinceble: your character
invinceble: that thing you put on your character sheet?
10:11 pm
River L.: Um, I’m a Human Paladin. My background is Folk Hero. I have 130,000 experience points.
River L.: Is this helpful?
invinceble: jesus christ
invinceble: I can see your character sheet
invinceble: I meant more like, describe the interesting parts of your character?
River L.: I don’t think I have any yet?
invinceble: sigh
“Alright then, Sir River the Boring,” another voice says from approximately forty-five feet away. “I’m Corvin.”
A much more slender figure stares back at him, half-crouched from behind one of the stone pillars. Her dark hair is held back in a tight braid, and although she wears an enormous longbow on her back, in her hands she currently holds a rapier and a small shield that gleams faintly with blue light. Her eyes are narrowed as she looks at Sir River; a small scar cuts across her upper lip and gives her the impression of constant disdain.
Behind her, approximately fifteen feet away, rapier also at the ready, stands a grey, translucent copy of herself. The copy stands upright, seemingly unperturbed by the raging winds and the swirling ocean around them.
10:18 pm
River L.: Why do you keep saying “approximately” and then saying an exact distance in feet?
invinceble: it’s a running joke at the server
invinceble: since the map has a grid you know exactly how far away everyone is
River L.: Also, your character is two characters?
invinceble: technically everyone is my character since I’m the dm now
invinceble: but yeah apparently my past self thought that ranger 10/fighter 3 would be neat
invinceble: even though horizon walker rangers don’t get their best feature until level 11 so putting that off means I don’t come online damagewise until never
invinceble: and echo knight fighters are busted as fuck and there’s no logical place to stop dipping
River L.: Ah. I see.
River L.: Who are those two?
invinceble: who?
River points at the two tokens on the other side of the battlefield. One appears to be a small man with a flute, and the other appears to be a smiling boy with a crown of flame.
10:20 pm
invinceble: fuck
Both figures vanish.
10:20 pm
invinceble: ignore them
invinceble: jake was a major asshole and nym got mad at jake for being a fucking homophobe and then she got too busy with modship duties to play this campaign so she ended up dropping out
invinceble: the old map just has them on it because we were in the middle of combat
River L.: Combat?
invinceble: yeah, we’re in the middle of fighting a boss
invinceble: the guzzlord thing
Corvin points in the direction that her echo is already fixated in. River turns slowly as the battlefield seems to expand around him—
He’s met with a wave of fetid breath, heavy with the stench of rotting fish. An enormous maw opens wide approximately thirty feet away from where he’s standing, and a collection of dark tentacles writhe around the creature’s blackened teeth, vanishing back into the salty foam. Guzzlord has wrapped itself around the crystal throne. The scales of its arms and throat are so black that they appear to devour the room.
10:23 pm
invinceble: and currently we’ve wiped out all of the other bad guys
invinceble: almost entirely because we were hard carried by Nat tbh
invinceble: and we’re trying to rescue tapu koko
River L.: Like the seltzer?
invinceble: the what?
River L.: Never mind, I was thinking of Topo Chico.
invinceble: > Ah. I see.
Tapu Koko (Not the Seltzer) is lithe, flighty creature. Currently, they are wrapped tightly in one of Guzzlord’s tentacle-like arms, although even restrained the demigod seems to be practically vibrating with the thrill of battle. They clutch two straw-covered golden shields tightly to their body, with sharp blades on the end that are aimed currently aimed uselessly at the ground. Bright orange plumage shines brilliantly even in the darkness, and they crow a triumphant battlecry upon seeing the warriors return to their side.
10:25 pm
invinceble: okay, that’s all the groundwork you should need
invinceble: guzzlord screams a battle cry
invinceble: roll initiative!
